HEY SISTERS…. LAZZY ASS NIGGA’S…FROM PULL-UPS TO DEPENDS

Some Black men I know live in an imaginary world where they produce nothing in their lives, and are a burden and a liability to everyone….they just keep makin the diaper companies rich! The only thing they’ve done in life is keep the diapers that they’ve worn all their lives full of shit. In my lifetime I’ve never really gotten along with lazy ass niggas and can spot them instantly. Hell, I‘ll even say that its some deep seeded shit inside of me that naturally resents them. But it goes both ways because I’ve never known a lazy ass nigga who has ever liked me either, and I’m fuckin overjoyed at this fact, because most lazy ass niggas get along together pretty damn well until you seem to be getting close to their personal source of nutrition (the gullible woman-enabler) and then there’s a problem. Lazy ass niggas were created by their mothers who cater to them like they’re a damn king! Lazy ass niggas usually come from single parent homes which were headed by their mothers and they have become the replacement emotional husband, being allowed to have his way as long as he stayed to be an emotional crutch for his mother. Whew! This mother would rather give her son all of her money and resources because he would never leave her or hurt her like his father did. The lazy ass nigga’s first relationship was with his mother in a twisted ass way. Theirs is an intense relationship that looks like a full-fledged relationship-dysfunctional at its best! This weird ass upbringing is what laid the foundation for the lazy ass nigga to be the lazy ass nigga that he is today! Why? Because this lazy ass nigga expects every woman to cater to him like his mother did and will compare them to his mother at every chance. This kind of shit will drive the lazy ass nigga’s girlfriend crazy because he unconsciously talks about his mother at every turn. And while most women love a man who loves his mother, they don’t want to compete with his mother for his affection. Ouch!! Which is damn near impossible to do so don’t even waste your damn time in trying. It would be easier to climb Mount Everest wearing some six inch stiletto heels, booty shorts, an orange thong and nothing else than ever thinking that you could make a balanced relationship with a lazy ass nigga work. Balanced? In his warped ass mind that wouldn’t be fair because it’s all about him! If the lazy ass nigga’s mother is still alive, notice how he will use her home as his base of operations to skip the responsibility of being a man or the commitment of having his own crib. He will tell you his sorry ass story of how his old or sickly mother needs him there but if he was a real man then he would take care of his mother while still having his own crib! If the lazy ass nigga’s mother has passed away, he will search night and day for a woman who could replace her and can never be attracted to a woman who demands things a real man can produce! Lazy ass nigga’s never want to be in a position of commitment or responsibility and never really have in their lives. Their in and out employment record and crazy relationship history is a fact to this. Lazy ass nigga’s are masters of manipulation. Never underestimate a lazy ass nigga! Trust me. But it’s hard as hell not to underestimate their asses because they really never let you see how intelligent they really are. Believe me, it’s so many lazy ass nigga’s walkin the streets, and its motherfuckin scary how successful they’ve been, using the fine art of manipulation on your kind unknowing heart. The scheming, calculating lazy ass nigga only operates in one gear, and that’s fast-forward. This is why it’s not a problem to have a few escape routes….usually several willing women who believe all of the lies. While he’s with you, the lazy ass nigga is secretly settin up his next escape route because in his warped mind the well will always run dry at some point and he must always be ready to jump ship. You say how does this motherfucker find so many Black women to get caught up in his web? It’s so easy! This is the age of the IPhone, and the lazy ass nigga regardless of all else, must, I mean must keep a stable cell phone or even better yet a smart-phone. This is where he does his best work. He will be even more connected to that phone than he is to you! This is how he makes the new hook-ups that will be one day be his new life after you. Trust me; it’s not about if this will happen, but when! If you notice, lazy ass nigga’s always seem to find a hard working responsible sister that can be his bottom bitch. Now allow me to apologize for using such a profane statement but this is an education into a mentality that you ain’t gonna get nowhere else. Only with the Angry Black Man!! I gotta briefly explain what a bottom bitch is because in actuality that in itself is a topic for an entirely new and separate blog within itself. And actually, the lazy ass nigga don’t really want a bottom bitch, but he wants you to think that you are, and this is part of his setup in his hustle of your life. Sit back, close your eyes and open your motherfuckin mind up a bit for this one, and if you don’t understand me completely at this point then I’m gonna ask you to trust me until I can explain the total bottom bitch spectacle…….a bottom bitch is that woman who is the pimps most trusted woman in his stable of ho’s. She knows more about him and is the closest person to him and will never cross him. She knows he does what he wants but he let’s her know everything because the bottom bitch has been with him the longest out of all the women in his stable. Hell, she’ll even recruit new ho’s and be the eyes and ears of the pimp when he ain’t around. She basically runs shit, and it’s a position in the stable of ho’s that has the most respect, power and is feared because the bottom line is that what she says goes. She has this much power with the pimp. Now back to the lazy ass nigga. He understands the human psyche like no other; his very survival truly depends on his ability to instinctively make crucial decisions based on his gut feeling. Sisters, if you as hard working women believe that this type of man holds you up as the one, then you will fall right into place in order to be manipulated for his purposes! The lazy ass nigga could never get away with some of the shit that he pulls off without the power that you so easily and foolishly handed to him! But do understand, when I referred to the lazy ass nigga as amazing, I wasn’t praising him for being the ass-hole that he is, but what he has boldly accomplished in the art of manipulation is amazing in a motherfuckin wicked ass way! But like I said before, I can’t stand these types of brothers! So know that the very reason that the lazy ass nigga has chosen you to be his current enabler is because you passed the test as a gullible ass dumb woman who thought she was smart and he made you feel smarter than you really were! Hum to that!! The lazy ass nigga found you and tested you from day one! Usually the lazy ass nigga, when he found you, was on his way out of a relationship or in one already that had a whole lot of drama. He presented that shit to you in a way that made it the woman’s fault so that he can come out on top looking like a great prospect of a brother if only he had a good woman. Gotcha!…….and sisters ain’t it amazin how you, in the deepest corner of your mind have chosen to be that good woman that this lazy ass nigga needs to unlock the greatness that is hidden deep within his mind but in your mind can see so clearly? Do you think that this is all? Hell no, no damn way! In order to be a target of a lazy ass nigga you must have a healthy dose of low self esteem! This is like being a kid at the candy store, because this is what will allow his presence to walk right into your mind, body, and soul and allow him to take control of your entire life! You have now become his damn puppet and don’t even realize that the thoughts that you’re thinking most of the time didn’t even come from you! You have been possessed! You know what…..the majority of lazy ass nigga’s do their best manipulative, sneaky work in our Black Churches because it’s there where he will find the most dense collection of Black women with issues who will always fall for a man who walks through those doors armed with the Holy Bible shouting praise the Lord! It’s a hotbed of potential lazy ass nigga enablers who will fall all over themselves to get at this new man of God if he chooses to repackage himself in this manner. Now I gotta tell you this, sex with the lazy ass nigga is almost always on a supernatural level. Yea, supernatural shit!! When he makes love to you, in your mind its unique, special, fire, and outta this world that has to be real but in reality is only a well-acted performance that has worked on so many foolish women before you. What you don’t understand is that he has grown his sex game down to an exact science and that you are lying down with a hard core cold assassin of the heart! He doesn’t care about you in this intense and intimate way, he will just as easily do all of those hot ass freaky things that he did to you to someone else at the drop of a dime if he can get something out of her too! Let’s be real, usually that lazy ass nigga puts it down like no other brother! You never ever had a man go down on you so good and so completely thorough like he knew every spot to taste, every fold to devour and every nerve ending to chew! Damn! He has proven to you without a shadow of a motherfuckin doubt that he is the freakiest nigga walkin the face of the earth and you have made up your mind that you are not letting this good thing go no matter what! But what you fail to realize is that while you are freaked out at his ability to eat pussy with intensity, he is probably doing somebody else or maybe many others. You might actually be a fine ass, extremely attractive Black woman, but don’t feel like it deep down inside. Your looks probably intimidate a whole lot of brothers out here, but the lazy ass nigga looks past your looks and sees a sister with a lack of confidence because he can play on this and get to your bank account for himself even faster! Shit, he will make you feel like the most beautiful woman to ever walk the face of the earth; while really not caring what the fuck you look like because it’s what you have or what you can do for him that has attracted him to you. The lazy ass nigga will seem to fill in all of the empty spots in your life like a thunderstorm coming down on dry land that was in a drought for years. In your mind he is the answer to all of you problems and he is the one that you have been waiting for. And while it may seem too good to be true, it is! You will be hooked on this lazy ass nigga’s presence in your life, and like a meth head that is hooked from that first hit of methamphetamine, you will be searching for that first high that he gave you even as you know that he is always unemployed, always cheats, and even whips your ass as you continue to love this lazy ass nigga. All the while in your addiction to the lazy ass nigga, you are subsidizing his cheatin ass lifestyle with the condiments that have come from the sweat of your brow. While you are at work, he is driving your late payment car around town with the other women who believe that he is the one who is runnin thangs and paying the bills in your relationship. The nigga will even claim that your money that you kindly shared with him is really his! He will do all kinds of shit for those other woman. One thing that many of my Sisters need to understand is that while a lazy ass nigga will say all of the right shit to appeal to your ambitions, he cannot produce one bit of proof to show that he has lived a principled life. I could go on and on about the phenomenon of the lazy ass nigga because their ways have been well observed over the years by me…….but fear not! I’m givin you the “Angry Black Man” proactive remedy to keeping you free of any lazy ass niggas from worming their way into your life. All men want to have their own space and if they seem as though they don’t then this is the first indication of a serious personality deficiency and flaw! Avoid these motherfuckers like the plague and don’t even fool yourself into considering helping this fool. Lazy ass nigga’s will sniff out a woman’s weaknesses and sore spots from day one. You must hold true to your convictions of being a strong Black woman who will not be used no matter how much you crave the tension releasing pleasures that this man can possibly give. Yes, it is so sad that it has come to this in the dating world in 2012, but there is just too damn much at stake here as far as the resources that you have painstakingly built up over the years and the sweet heavenly love that you have for that worthy Black man! A lazy ass nigga can’t ever earn a good woman’s love because the love of a good woman cannot be compromised, hustled away, tricked or schemed on. Don’t be fooled!